Hungry, Horny, Helpless

If you were marooned on a deserted island, and had one person to eat, one person to have sex with, and one person to protect you from marauding pirates and wild animals, who would they be?

Ratings & Comments

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Rating: Excellent!

i wud eat someone with a lot of flesh, Adam Brody (the O.C) Russel Crow ta fight peeps for me!! lol

By: Chelzy

Rating: Good

i would choose the person to protect me from the wild animals.

By: wali

Rating: Excellent!

Sex and protection: yes please. Cannabalism: I'll eat the banannas instead

By: sarah

Rating: Excellent!

lol.. what if all 3 people on the island was girls.. i'd fuck them all.. then eat one then both can protect me while i sleep.. wake up fuck em again.. the 2 thats left, then eat one, and then the last will protect me.. and then i'll fuck her.. then let her eat me, coz i wouldn't wanna die horny as fuck and with no one to protect me lol.

By: Russell